cause you’re harry potter, that’s all the fuck you do. 


#book one: you thought snape wanted to kill you and you went looking for him #book two: you went into the chamber of secrets to find tom riddle aka lord voldemort—the president of the people who want to kill harry potter club #book three: you went looking for sirius even though you thought he was an escaped murderer who wanted to kill you to complete the potter pack #book four: the entire triwizard tournament even though you didn’t voluntarily enter but you were in it all the same because someone who wanted you dead put your name in the goblet of fiyah #book five: where you angsted because people didn’t understand your longing to go after voldemort and then you did and sirius died #book six: where you prepared yourself for going after voldemort (again the president of that famous club where all the members wanted you dead) and dumbledore ended up dead #book seven: the prolonged camping trip that all built up to you going after voldemort. who wanted you dead #harry your entire life is spent looking for people who want you dead look at your life look at your choices 
coleyyoung:

It’s 4:50 AM and there is a kitten cuddling my dick.

coleyyoung:

It’s 4:50 AM and there is a kitten cuddling my dick.

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iloveillustrators:

AKIRA TORIYAMA

1955-

Country of Origin: Japan

Training: Self-taught

Notable Works: Dr. Slump (1980), Dragonball (1984), Dragon Quest (1986), Chrono Trigger (1995)

Akira Toriyama is one Japan’s most beloved manga creators. After stints in advertising and motorcycle repair, he entered the serialized manga scene with his first story about a super-strong girl robot in Dr. Slump. However, it wouldn’t be until 1984 when his most world-renown creation, Dragonball, would scream onto the stage to instant popularity. The massive series ran for 11 years and became one of the world’s most popular manga and anime series of all time. He would also find acclaim designing characters for video games, most notably RPGs Dragon Quest and Chrono Trigger. 

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Straight girls VS gay guys

dylan96cookiez:

jasongaymer:

mapdark:

Straight girls catching their boyfriend jacking off

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Gay guys catching their boyfriends jacking off

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YEP

Something like that.

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peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

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thoughtfulincitations:

Shiver me timbers. #TalkLikeAPirate #scruff #me #selfie #pirate #krispykreme #weDoItForTheDoughnuts

thoughtfulincitations:

Shiver me timbers.
#TalkLikeAPirate #scruff #me #selfie #pirate #krispykreme #weDoItForTheDoughnuts

brandontyson:

I need new slutty underwear.

brandontyson:

I need new slutty underwear.

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drew-green:

Hey folks!
So I adore the video for Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda.”  I shouldn’t.  But I do.  And when I saw it, my mind sort of instantly went here.  So…just…enjoy it.
Remember, you can read my webcomic, “Lotus For Help,” right here!
~Drew

drew-green:

Hey folks!

So I adore the video for Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda.”  I shouldn’t.  But I do.  And when I saw it, my mind sort of instantly went here.  So…just…enjoy it.

Remember, you can read my webcomic, “Lotus For Help,” right here!

~Drew

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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paskewtizvevo:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Doing the utmost for a small ass island

paskewtizvevo:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Doing the utmost for a small ass island

thecyberwolf:

Wild Pokemon - Photos Concept

by Jamal Lee (Ninja-Jamal)

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thinksquad:

Uncle Sam may start charging you for the right to access the Internet.
Or you might soon find yourself paying a sales tax on purchases made at online retailers like Amazon and eBay.
Depending on whom you ask, the two issues are either completely unrelated or close cousins. The first is a sort of doomsday scenario that would come to pass if a long-standing federal ban on charging a tax for Internet access isn’t renewed by Congress. The second will become reality if an online-sales-tax bill, supported by brick-and-mortar retailers, gets passed as a piggyback measure to the ban.
Before Congress flees Washington later this week to begin its final burst of election-season campaigning, it must address the ban on federal, state, and local taxes on Internet access due to expire on Nov. 1.
http://www.nationaljournal.com/tech/congress-is-about-to-decide-whether-to-tax-your-internet-20140917?ref=facebook.com

thinksquad:

Uncle Sam may start charging you for the right to access the Internet.

Or you might soon find yourself paying a sales tax on purchases made at online retailers like Amazon and eBay.

Depending on whom you ask, the two issues are either completely unrelated or close cousins. The first is a sort of doomsday scenario that would come to pass if a long-standing federal ban on charging a tax for Internet access isn’t renewed by Congress. The second will become reality if an online-sales-tax bill, supported by brick-and-mortar retailers, gets passed as a piggyback measure to the ban.

Before Congress flees Washington later this week to begin its final burst of election-season campaigning, it must address the ban on federal, state, and local taxes on Internet access due to expire on Nov. 1.

http://www.nationaljournal.com/tech/congress-is-about-to-decide-whether-to-tax-your-internet-20140917?ref=facebook.com

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m0od:

kisa-me:

i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight

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